The Mesmertronologues
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This MotherFucking Obama Shit Is The Shit!

April Winchell gots the magic soundboard setup! When I sat in front of a computer everyday I checked this site everyday. Pretty sure I tried to block that part of my life out, but wish I kept checking her blog, it’s always got the goods!

Here’s Obama reading from his book and reciting the passages about his “foul mouthed” childhood friend. Why can’t he talk like this all the time? I’m pretty sure more bills would pass on the first try.

Here’s a similar soundboard, not the original, since it was hi-jacked by a fucking stupid ergretsy page.
Obama 2008

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26 Responses to “This MotherFucking Obama Shit Is The Shit!”

  1. Obama needs to indroduce his Obalingua.
    To Cheney and the rest: “You motherfuckers, you’ve been screwing America, this whole planet for years and no orgasms for anyone but yourselves. Now let me show you how to group sex the right way!

  2. I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN REPUBLICANS ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN WHITEHOUSE!!

  3. Someone needs to make a (bipartisan) soundboard out of these priceless quotes.

  4. AB- Yeah, just you ignorant democrates wait. You ignorant hypocrites make me sick. You might as well hold on to your seat you dumb fuck, because its gonna get worse.

    You ignorant fucks wouldnt know a policy if it hit you in the head, you just think obama great because it feels good. I could go on and on but I understand you anti bush ignorant fucks need to feel good about something.

    • Hey, look er’body we gots us one of them bushtrolls roaming about the blog. Watch your feet I hear they’ll bite at your ankles if you ain’t watchin’ ’em. Oh, and CJ careful with that pesky spellcheck function, wouldn’t want anyone to think you were an over-educated liberal or anything.

      I wonder if ol’ CJ realizes AB was quoting a movie?
      Who says Republicans are out of touch?

      • Oh man, that makes me chuckle. I’d rather have an out of touch republican than a naive, ignorant democratic with a spending problem. At least Reagan got us out of carter’s shit hole of a mess which is what Obama is doing now. I’m not going to sit here and say that “Oh, the gov’t is taking over the world.” Because they aren’t, but they have their priorites in completely wrong areas. You can’t force people to buy into Healthcare when half of ’em are running on Welfare. Also; if we -do- push further into this Hybrid Socialism type of gov’t we’d p. much add on to the economic downture because nobody would see the point in working hard. Ambition is the driving force behind our economical structure, regardless of whatever naive dreams you associate with America.

  5. Don’t get mad at CJ, it’s not his fault.
    At first I just liked you ’cause my man Bill Richardson was for you, Obama. But you won me over and got my vote. And yeah, Obama does feel good. He walked into a clusterfuck of a term, but who knows, he just might work it out.

    The stimulus package doesn’t agree with any of my economic knowledge, but I almost failed that class anyway.

    What matters now are these quotes. Which are awesome. Which my government teacher hates with every fiber of his being. Hurrah!

  6. Trolling we will go, a trolling we go, hi ho the merry oh
    How does it feel ?
    To know that all your hopes and dreams resulted in just another slimy politician.
    I guess that is true equality right ?
    There is a black president finally, but he is clearly not up to the task and surrounds himself with the very same scvmbags that created all the problems in the first place.
    ” This shit is too complicated for me”
    You will hear that more and more often as the One struggles to change his hope that he can figure it out into the reality of politics that actually require leadership.
    Calling people names and grandstanding works fine on the trail, but whence you sit in that office, BS walks.
    Ya’ll hated Bush with a passion but you always knew what he was going to do, because he told you, then he did it.
    Seen any evidence that your guy can follow through on anything ?
    You think giving more money to the slack-ass unions and government workers is gonna spur the economy ?
    But it will sure as shyt buy those votes for 2010.
    So do IT !
    Vote yourselves rich.
    Like the hippies say ” Tax the rich until there are no more rich”.
    Then like your man there, you can stop and figure out who is going to pay once you make success a crime.

  7. Bush always told us what he was going to do and did it….

    Bwahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa, Wow, and you really believe that komra..

  8. Ecclesiates 3:3

    Some are awaken…..but the fool always sleeps…..

  9. Hey , I think the above post links to a white supremacy site.
    And what the fuck does “some are awaken” even mean?
    Anyway, hi racists, Happy Black History Month to you all!

    USA Caucasian population = 74%
    USA Black population = 13%
    I just like to throw those figures out there so you can analyze status and access in regards to any “critical” argument about race.

  10. In other words, people of all races can be fooled.
    Some of the time.
    Any cracks in the facade of that promise of a brave new world unfurling beneath a clear blue sky ?

  11. didn’t see the connection did you .. ?
    February 26th and the attacks on the World Trade Center ?
    cuz certainly there is no connection to our current “foreign policy” and the one in place the first time radical Muslim terrorists bombed the World Trade Center……….. is there ?

  12. Obama will not be the fake President for very much longer.

    America is going to find out the truth that he is not a natural born citizen, and therefor unqualified to hold the office.

    U.S. Constitution Article 2, Section 1.

    Payback is hell!

  13. One of my favorite things about wordpress is that the I.P. address and origin of every post is shown when I go to moderate new comments. So when folks post dumb comments I get a little glimpse into their background even when they use an alias to hide their real names due to their embarassment over what they wrote.
    WHEE!

  14. I was just wondering if CJ realizes that there are more words to argue with than ignorant and fuck.
    seriously. if you’re going to leave feisty posts on the internet at least feign some sort of wit.

  15. Mesmerton
    Thanks
    You confirm everyone’s worst fear about Obamanites.
    Yes, intimidation is often a fairly dependable way to win arguments, but not exactly a tradition we would like to see expanded.
    But we have learned the lessons of Joe the Plumber and most of us keep our heads down these days.
    But not forever.
    Those Hope posters starting to seem a little 1984-esque yet ?
    They will.

  16. USA Caucasian population = 74%
    USA Black population = 13%
    ————————————
    Where does the 15% of Latinos fit in there ?
    Along with the 9% of Asians ?
    Gee, I know went to public school and all but
    74+13+15+9=111
    Is this the kind of census numbers we can expect from the White House ?

    • According to the last US Census (link http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/c2kprof00-us.pdf) Sorry it lost the formatting from the original PDF. The first number is the total population and the percentage follows the space. Again sorry I was a point off on both in my earlier post. And thank you for picking up on my not too subtle jab at our governments wiretapping and private information policy.
      GO TEAM LIMBAUGH!!!!

      RACE
      One race . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 274,595,678 97.6
      White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 211,460,626 75.1
      Black or African American . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34,658,190 12.3
      American Indian and Alaska Native . . . . . . . . . . . 2,475,956 0.9
      Asian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10,242,998 3.6
      Asian Indian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,678,765 0.6
      Chinese . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2,432,585 0.9
      Filipino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,850,314 0.7
      Japanese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 796,700 0.3
      Korean. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,076,872 0.4
      Vietnamese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,122,528 0.4
      Other Asian 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,285,234 0.5
      Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander. . . . 398,835 0.1
      Native Hawaiian. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 140,652 –
      Guamanian or Chamorro . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 58,240 –
      Samoan. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 91,029 –
      Other Pacific Islander 2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 108,914 –
      Some other race . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15,359,073 5.5
      Two or more races . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6,826,228 2.4
      Race alone or in combination with one
      or more other races: 3
      White . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 216,930,975 77.1
      Black or African American . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 36,419,434 12.9
      American Indian and Alaska Native . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4,119,301 1.5
      Asian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11,898,828 4.2
      Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander. . . . . . 874,414 0.3
      Some other race . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18,521,486 6.6
      Subject Number Percent
      HISPANIC OR LATINO AND RACE
      Total population. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 281,421,906 100.0
      Hispanic or Latino (of any race) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35,305,818 12.5
      Mexican. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20,640,711 7.3
      Puerto Rican. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3,406,178 1.2
      Cuban . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1,241,685 0.4
      Other Hispanic or Latino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10,017,244 3.6
      Not Hispanic or Latino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 246,116,088 87.5
      White alone. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 194,552,774 69.1

  17. Obama is the worst possible President we could have right now. As much money as President Bush spent, Obama is outdoing him 100 times. I am not joking either. Obama has put this Nation farther in to debt in 30 days than Bush did in 8 years. We are screwed and apparently 52% of the voting public is too stupid to see it.

  18. The worst President ?
    I have spent the last several hours channelling the spirit of General Robert E. Lee, a master of strateGERY.
    Obama is doing very well.
    Didn’t you listen to the words he said on the campaign trail ?
    Transformative change
    We got it and as long as he keeps tank the economy we will get more of it.
    Give the gubbermint power and it never, ever gives it back.
    Bush et.al. listened to calls between places where bad people live and here.
    Don’t be a bad person or talk to them and you have nothing to worry about.
    But we have “Truth Squads”
    We have cops that arrest people who have bumperstickers critical of the One.
    Everything you ( I use that term loosely ) said about Bush is actually happening.
    Go look at the stats on the voters in the last election.
    See how the rich got richer ?
    Also notice the poor got richer too ?
    NYC reported record low homeless
    Matter of fact, in NYC obesesity is the number one health problem.
    Sounds like a tragic legacy of 8 years of absolute horror eh ?

    Look it this way, anyone who explains the sub-prime meltdown and never mentions the CRA or ACORN is reading from a playbook.
    My brother worked for a hedge fund and those guys weren’t that bright for the tens of millions they were making.
    They were the parasites sucking of a social engineering program that was destined to fail.
    So you think there won’t be more parasites now ?
    With more money in the pipe than anyone ever imagined and no real oversight on any of it ?
    So go ahead, focus on Rush Limbaugh and the Dems who are balking at the cost and scope of some of this stuff.

  19. Bush was such a dummy eh ?
    I think Clinton being unable to get a decent Russian translation matches any of Bush’s gaffes.
    LMAO
    Overcharge !

  20. Eat my shorts you fucking dems

  21. I am a political science major, a moderate and plan on going into law school. I shudder everytime I think about going into politics to deal with schmucks like these. Good bye nice papers backed with arguments and statistics. Hello fear, panic, and misinformation. Every constituent will resemble my mother whipped into a foaming frenzy by Glenn Beck. Nightmares everyday.

    Sometimes I just wish Obama would start talking tough. Exec Order no. ***** media outlets can no longer report anything unless it is in good faith with actual facts to back it up.

    I’m tired of speculation and opinion being perceived as facts.


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